albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric
wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on
muppetness of said offspring
[Image Description: A photograph of an albatross chick in a nest. It is covered in grey fuzz and has a white face with a black beak and eyes. /End ID]
When I was a kid I was talking to my psychiatrist with my dad and I mentioned some stuff and he went “let me get an ADHD questionnaire” and Dad was like “I mean, that’s all normal stuff for me” and he went “okay, let me get two ADHD questionnaires”.
